不办血腥派对

一个可怕的博爱党什么都吃。
墙头多到自己都害怕。
从三次元到二次元的社恐星人和冷场王。
文笔烂却控制不住写写写。
不会画画然而喜欢削铅笔。

【金药】晨起

被小伙伴拉进了怪化猫,喜欢冷坑(闭嘴)!这大概是手推车,速度超慢的那种,可能半路上还要停一停缓口气的那种。

金写得极度OOC(并不是说药郎就不ooc了......),所以,大家可以把金替换成你们自己(!?

全文走链接。好久没写文了,依旧文笔稀烂,逻辑感人

石墨链接:

https://shimo.im/docs/Jz1TmBPHlLIhVSrr

太极卷的开头。
言情都很难写出这么浪漫细腻的感觉啊

碎碎念

时隔三年重看宝钻新感受:
一言不合就唱歌,
一言不合就发誓,

永远记不得谁是谁爹,

诺多的精灵们总会一个一个一个一个一个一个一个地死掉。
(每次有谁发了个什么誓真的都要吓一跳,仿佛能看到从那人身后升起的巨型flag)
发现了索伦是个小可爱!(啥!?)看到美丽的露西安,魔苟斯心里有了“黑暗的欲念”,而索伦看到之后却露出一个微笑想着可以抓起来献给大王邀功……
还有啊,老大已经被扔进虚空了,索伦竟然还在孜孜不倦地给努曼诺尔人科普“魔苟斯”教,怎么可以这么忠犬这么可爱!
三年前还没学会如何正确磕CP,三年之后,带着磕CP的意志看书,没什么能够虐到我了(嘴里的甜味其实是铁锈味,对吧)

【barlyle】奇迹

不打算挑战老福特底线,链接走起。
天天磕着the other side(真好听真好听真好听…)终控制不住要写点什么了,无逻辑OOC的絮絮叨叨,根本不像在动的一辆自行车。

https://shimo.im/kx7rDKw39nMjqnzB

安利一下马戏之王

歌真好听。休叔超棒,好喜欢男二啊(被科普男二原来是歌舞青春的主演!)
最最喜欢男主和男二在酒吧里的那一段讨价还价的对唱,舞蹈剧情音乐结合得很完美,张力十足,CP感超强(滚),我我我不知道怎么形容但反正非常有味道演员的动作表情一些小细节反正超级戳心;
第二喜欢是男二和马戏团小姐姐的表白对唱,灯光营造的氛围超好,而且杂技舞蹈的表现非常有感染力了;
然后的话就是开场了,开场音乐很惊艳,休叔出场太酷炫了(当然这可能也和后面的剧情形成了鲜明对比…

诶,不知道专业术语,就用口语叙述一下了……感觉一般歌舞剧音乐剧里的剧情表达都是非常抽象夸张的,然而正是这种抽象夸张配合抽象夸张的音乐舞蹈达到一种非常强的渲染力;马戏之王歌舞很棒,但没有歌舞的地方用的就是一般电影的那种叙事方式,剧情就会有很草率的感觉,而且和歌舞有那么一点点断片的感觉……
综上所述,它应该被改编成音乐剧(?
以上都是瞎说。
(突然想去刷一遍悲惨世界。)

《裸阳》 原文阅读笔记

啊看完《裸阳》了继续做(一点都不正经的)笔记。

完全是腐眼看人基的过度解读!丹贝丹!

1.The Spacer spoke. “Partner Elijah!”

Baley’shead turned toward the speaker with a jerk. His eyes rounded and he rose almost withou tvolition.

He stared at the face; at the broad, high cheekbones, the absolute calm of thefacial lines, the symmetry of the body, most of all at that level look out of nerveless blue eyes.

“D-daneel.”

The Spacer said, “It is pleasant that you remember me, Partner Elijah.”

“Rememberyou!” Baley felt relief wash over him. This being was a bit of Earth, a friend,a comfort,a savior. He had an almost unbearable desire to rush to the Spacer and embracehim, to hug him wildly, and laugh and pound his back and do all the foolish things old friendsdid when meeting once again after a separation.

Buthe didn’t. He couldn’t. He could only step forward, and hold out his hand andsay, “I’m not likely to forget you, Daneel.”

先是这个贝莱和丹尼尔再次相遇的场景,嗯,再次印证了我们的警探先生是个颜控+重度傲娇。在例行的“丹尼尔长得真标致”(不)之后,我们的警探先生内心涌起看一股想要跑过去拥抱人家的冲动,然而他忍住了。

Baley hoped earnestly that the creature’s unreadable eyes could not penetrate Baley’s mind and see that wild moment, just past and not yet entirely subsided, when all of Baley had concentrated into a feeling ofan intense friendship that was almost love.

而且冷静下来以后还有些心虚,希望丹尼尔看不出他内心刚才泛起的那种“近乎为爱的强烈友情”。真是够了。好吧,我们可以把这种情感解释为吊桥效应,但是,一般吊桥效应之后会发生什么……?

 

2. 

“Well, good night,Daneel.”

“I will be in anotherbedroom, Partner Elijah. If, at any time during the night, you need anything--”

“I know. The robots willcome.”

“There is a contact patchon the side table. You have only to touch it. I will come too.”

话说忘记了是在哪里看到看到有人评论说这部里面丹尼尔就像老母鸡保护孩子一样护着贝莱不让他暴露到室外,让人觉得分外可爱。贝莱觉得他和丹尼尔是“nurse-infant relationship”,愤愤不平,不过丹尼尔确实救了他好几次诶。上面这段话里,贝莱本来打断丹尼尔说“我知道机器人会来的”,而丹尼尔特意强调了一遍“他自己也会来的”,我觉得这里潜意识里丹尼尔认为(虽然机器人不会“认为”)自己是贝莱所信赖的对象,那些低级的机器人是比不上他的……

我脑抽地觉得这里有那么,那么一点点吃醋的味道。

 

3.

Therewas a perceptible pause before the robot answered. It said, “Do you wish to make contact yourself, sir?”

“That’s right.”

Daneel touched Baley’s sleeve gently. “One moment, Partner Elijah.”

这里是丹尼尔即将向贝莱解释Solaria上机器人的特性,如果机器人们无法执行它们机能赋予它们的功能,他们会受伤的。摘这里没有什么深意,只是觉得这里的丹尼尔好温柔啊,他轻轻地拉了拉贝莱的袖子,这个动作莫名可爱;而且还十分关爱他的同类……丹尼尔真是小天使。

 

4.

“You could touch him, if you wanted to.”

“That’s right.”

She looked from one to the other and said, “Oh.”

It might have meant anything. Disgust? Revulsion?

Baley toyed with the idea of standing up, walking to Daneel and placing his hand flaton Daneel’s face. It might be interesting to watch her reaction.

贝莱想把手放到丹尼尔的脸上看看Gladia的反应。

……

我知道你想用“亲密的接触”来吓一吓Solaria人。但为什么是脸上?因为丹尼尔脸上的皮肤比较光滑吗?

  

5.

接第二条:说起吃醋还有一个非常精华的点。

“Soshe did. Yet did it seem entirely convincing to you? Twice she allowed herself to be seen in what you would consider a state of improper clothing--”

“Your conclusion,” saidBaley, “is that she was trying to seduce me. Is that it?”

“Seduce you away fromyour professional impersonality. So it would seem to me. And though I cannot share human reactions to stimuli, I would judge, from what has beenimprinted on my instruction circuits, that the lady meets any reasonable standard of physical attractiveness. From your behavior, moreover, it seems tome that you were aware of that and that you approved her appearance. I would evenjudge that Mrs. Delmarre acted rightly in thinking her mode of behavior would predispose you in her favor.”

刚开始接触Gladia的时候丹尼尔怀疑Gladia是不是想要引诱贝莱,他用了一个反问句“Yet did it seem entirelyconvincing to you?”,比起他平时说话的语气可以算得上是重了;反问句后面又来了个强调句强调“twice”——

带着情绪的反问句和强调句,搭配上丹尼尔惯用的书面腔,读着愣是有一种冷嘲热讽的酸意(不)——两次啊!以利亚伙伴!这个女人在你面前两次衣衫不整!你确定她不是别有所图吗!我虽然没有人类对于生理刺激的反应,但我懂!你刚才的反应都被我一清二楚地看见了!她就是吸引你了是不是!

然后快结尾的时候:

“Are you perhaps being influenced by extraneous motives of your own, Partner Elijah? Mrs.

Delmarreis an attractive woman and you are an Earthman in whom a preference for thepersonal presence of an attractive woman is not psychotic.”

“I have better reasons,”said Baley uneasily. (Daneel’s cool glance was too penetrating and soul-dissecting by half. Jehoshaphat!The thing was only a machine.)

“以利亚伙伴,Gladia很吸引你吧,她是不是影响你的判断了?”——

丹尼尔,为什么你那么在意Gladia对你以利亚伙伴的干扰力,能解释一下吗。

当然,我们的警探先生也的确感觉到了丹尼尔的“不正常”:冰冷的目光仿佛能够穿透灵魂——天哪,丹尼尔你真的只是一台机器吗?

是的,是一台吃醋的机器(泥垢

 

6.

BALEY WAS aware first of enclosure, the absence of the open, and then of a face bending over him.

He stared for a moment without recognition. Then: “ Daneel!”

啊,不知道为什么就觉得这个画面好可爱。贝莱醒了,就看到一张脸弯下来——丹尼尔真是时时刻刻守在一边的忠犬啊。

 

7. 

Danee lsat unobtrusively in one darkened corner.

Baleysaid, “Are you still afraid of Gladia?”

Therobot said, “I do not think it wise to allow you to sleep alone andunprotected.”

……

“Youhave no reservations under the First Law, I hope.”

“Ihave some with respect to the conference you wish arranged. Will you be armedand careful ofyour own safety?”

“Iassure you, I will.”

Daneel delivered himself of a sigh that was somehow so human that for a moment Baley found himself trying to penetrate the darkness that he might study the machine-perfect faceof the other.

Daneelsaid, “I have not always found human behavior logical.”

这里老母亲丹尼尔拦不住贝莱了,都开始“人类一般地叹息”了,然而还是止不住问“武器带好了没”。

真希望贝莱能够更加贴心一点理解一下你老母亲内心的苦衷(不)

 

综上所述,第二部为我们展现了一个拥有“chiseled,calm and beautiful face”的“godlike”的忠犬形象,虽然他的忠犬对象是个神经有些粗的死傲娇直男,但他们总算又顺利完成了任务。其实看《裸阳》的时候觉得比《钢穴》要枯燥,但是看到结尾还是有些热血沸腾了——啊,无限浩渺壮阔的太空啊。

好了继续啃第三本去。


每天都翻一翻米娜的repo都感慨而激动,激动得我拿起了笔,然后才想起来——我不会画画啊。
法扎有毒(褒义)

混乱的14日晚法扎记录以及一些有趣的点

混乱的记录:
我之前发现买的不是miflo场有点点小难过。然而并不啊。已经成为老航班脑残粉。太好听了。真的太好听。就,就,就他的声音非常让人安心啊,磁性浑厚的美声,全场谁唱高音都多少有点怕破音,就听到航班唱完全不怕:太稳了。攻气十足,穿透力和渲染力都很强他的杀杀服你差点让我哭出来了。

而且航班性格超棒了。结束以后唯一一个签名合影一个多小时,给粉丝们唱生日歌,和大家一起唱杀杀服你……

小米。啊。看到小米活生生地出现在眼前已经很幸福了,但小米今天嗓子哑了。看得出来他人不舒服,但还在非常认真地演非常让人心疼——睡玫瑰硬唱上去了,震撼到让人想哭。

没弯演的爹非常嫩,嫩得不像爹hhhhhh而且他声音也是比较脆的那种不太深沉,说实话演爹不合适。但我觉得这个爹很美(?,而且情绪挺到位的。

金发小康又美声音又好听,非常非常喜欢她。

有趣的点:

幕间flo来看剧了,就像下午小米去看下午场表演一样,人们发现他的时候全场的迷妹们又尖叫了起来,非常一致地起立尖叫打招呼。

encore是中文版的杀杀服你诶!航班的中文标准到可怕!!!

忘了说航班encore的时候把小米抱了起来。公主抱。一点都没让人感觉不和谐,反而有点甜有点宠。
(本来为了互补小米也要去抱班老师的,然而他似乎估摸了一下体型差距放弃了hhh)

我右边坐了一个可爱的男粉,鼓掌尖叫比我还热烈。看到小米出场感觉他要跳起来了,萨列里三首曲子他首首都很疯。反倒是我左边好像是路人的妹子非常冷静,看到我捂脸尖叫的时候觉得有些不能理解,也不怎么鼓掌,不过睡玫瑰一完情不自禁地也开始鼓掌——可能要入坑了(瞎猜

维克托哇时演员们下台的时候真的超激动,舞美小姐姐在我面前两排朝我伸出了细细的胳膊,然而我手太短(又不是伸给你的


(让我想起了什么再继续写,说起来本来比较喜欢吃莫萨的,现在如果是班萨莫也很想吃(够了你这个人脑子里尽是些垃圾

《钢穴》原文阅读笔记(人机CP)+感想

考试周掉坑系列之翻开了机器人系列然后就停不住了。想把文中丹尼尔和贝莱比较有趣的互动地方摘下来。


注:是完全腐眼看人基的 过度解读!!!不要随便往下读!

1.The trouble was, of course, that he was not the plain-clothes man of popular myth. He was not incapable of surprise,imperturbable of appearance, infinite of adaptability, and lightning of mentalgrasp. He had never supposed he was, but he had never regretted the lackbefore. What made him regret it was that, to all appearances, R. Daneel Olivawwas that very myth, embodied. He had to be. He was a robot.

这里侦探刚刚见到丹尼尔还没多久,心理活动里透着一股酸意。他比我长得帅,比我聪明,比我厉害,他是从故事里走出来的迷人的balabala……可以说书前面很大一部分都被这种心理状态覆盖着,有点酸酸的,有点嫉妒,又有点羡慕,还特别喜欢形容丹尼尔长得好看。

俗话说这是爱的开始。

 

2. “Even,” asked Baley, “down to the painstaking duplication of thoseportions of the body which, in the ordinary course of events,would always be covered by clothes? Even to the duplication of organs which, ina robot, would have no conceivable function?”

Enderby said suddenly, “How did you findthat out?”

Baley reddened. “I couldn’t help noticing in the--in the Personal.”

这里真是可爱地过分了(当然也有可能是我想多了)。贝莱想指认丹尼尔其实是个人类的时候,说他身上那些“机器人不需要”的器官也做得一模一样。朱里尔突然问你是怎么知道的,贝莱全书唯一一次地脸红了:在个人私用间控制不住瞟到的。

你脸红什么呀你!不就是看了一个机器人的身体嘛!而且还是和你同一性别的诶!说起来你在个人私用间里瞟的时候也不太正常么,看到“浑身上下都像人一样”之后为什么你会嘴角浮起“tiny smile”?嗯?

(就算你的比他小又怎么样他的又不是天生的)

 

3.“Then why tel lme?”

R. Daneel turned his eyes full on his human companion. “You are my partner,Elijah. It is well that you know my weaknesses and shortcomings.”

Baley cleared his throat and had nothing more to say on the subject.

这时候是他们穿越了发电厂,贝莱先是凶凶地让丹尼尔当心红线,后来不好意思地补充了一句说丹尼尔可能不怕射线吧。结果丹尼尔花了较长的篇幅说明了被射线影响的自己会“死”,贝莱疑惑为什么丹尼尔要告诉自己他的弱点,丹尼尔直直地注视着贝莱说:你是我的伙伴,你该知道我的弱点。贝莱就清了清喉咙转移话题,嗯,因为这种直球式的回(告)答(白)太措手不及了是吧?

 

4. R. Daneel smiled. The gesture was sudden and surprising. His lips curled back and the skin about either end folded. Only the mouthsmiled, however. The rest of the robot’s face was untouched.

Baley shook his head. “Don’t bother, R.Daneel. It doesn’t do a thing for you.”

贝莱本来想“调戏”丹尼尔让他笑一下,因为丹尼尔总是一副很严肃的样子,然而丹尼尔笑的时候非常可怕,被贝莱叫停了。

这一段让我联想到了基地前传里面,谢顿让丹尼尔在民众面前笑一笑以证明他不是个机器人,他们设计演练了一番,终于让丹尼尔做出了非常成功的“爽朗的笑声”以及因为被逗乐了而“眼角有水光”的样子,不知道那时候丹尼尔有没有想起两万年前,也有一个人类尝试让他笑过?他终于可以模仿出完美的笑了,但是他的以利亚伙伴早就在时间的长河中无迹可寻了。

5. For once he listened to R. Sammy without being annoyed. R. Sammy, after all, was a kind of relation to R. Daneel, and R.Daneel obviously wasn’t a person--or thing, rather--to get annoyed with.

贝莱一直都很讨厌Sammy,然而想到Sammy是丹尼尔的同类,他有点讨厌不起来了。因为丹尼尔绝不是什么让人讨厌的东西。这里贝莱先说“a person”,然后自我纠正“or thing”,潜意识里是已经把丹尼尔当成人类一样的存在了吧?

而且这个说法透着莫名的傲娇气息。(?)

 

6. R. Daneel placed two fingers carefully under one nipple and pushedin a definite pattern of

pressure. His chest opened longitudinally.R. Daneel reached in and from a welter of gleaming metal withdrew a thin,translucent sac, partly distended. He opened it while Baley watched with a kindof horror.

R. Daneel hesitated. He said, “The food isperfectly clean. I do not salivate or chew. It was

drawn in through the gullet by suction, youknow. It is edible.”

“That’s all right,” said Baley, gently.“I’m not hungry. You just get rid of it.”

这里的丹尼尔可爱到爆炸!噗(这个拟声词是我自己加的)的一下按了一下乳头下方,肚子就豁开了。他把食物从肚子里拿出来,犹豫了一下,问你要不要吃,说我没有分泌口水也没有嚼而且食物都是完整的…

也许是因为太可爱了,全文一直都是“savagely”(粗暴地)、“sardonically”(冷嘲地)说话的贝莱也终于忍不住“gentle”了一次。

 

7. Clousarr yelled, “Keep that thing offme.” 

“That’s no way to speak,” said Baley with equanimity,“The man’s my partner.”

这里贝莱让丹尼尔把克劳瑟抓起来,这位倒霉的同志大喊:别让这东西碰我!

老兄你说错话了,这不是什么东西,这是我的伙伴。

印象中这是全书贝莱第一次对丹尼尔这么直接的维护?不过比起丹尼尔的忠犬成堆我觉得还并不是很感人。

 

8. He hung back, turned toward R. Daneel, and, before Baley could makea move to stop him,

stepped forward and swung his open handfull against the robot’s cheek.

“What the devil,” cried Baley, snatchingviolently at Clousarr.

这里超级心疼丹尼尔小天使啊这个人类竟然扇你巴掌!你还要出于第一法则问他有没有受伤!

原句这里“what the devil”是贝莱比较常用的一句表示愤怒惊讶的语气词,而“snatch”和“violently”都能表现出贝莱很迅速很粗鲁地上去制住了克劳瑟。从这里看出贝莱确实潜意识里已经将丹尼尔视作伙伴而不是机器人了,虽然没有成功,但给贝莱对丹尼尔的维护打个60分吧。

 

9.Baley looked at R. Daneel’s chiseled face with a sudden burning hope. Whatever the creature was,he was strong and faithful, animated by no selfishness. What more could you askof any friend? Baley needed a friend and he was in no mood to cavil at the factthat a gear replaced a blood vessel in this particular one.

 最后几章简直是情感大爆发。

“贝莱看着丹尼尔那轮廓分明般的脸庞,心中突然燃起了希望。”——我我我真的不知道该怎么吐槽了!!这句诡异的话后面又是一长段直球的表白:强壮(?)、忠诚、无私,多么棒的朋友啊!管他里面是人血还是机械呢!

承认吧,贝莱,你已经沦陷了。

(虽然这之后丹尼尔出乎意料地拒绝协助你,口亨。)

 

10. Baley bit his lip, then said, “I didn’t think Iwould ever say anything like this to anyone like you, Daneel, but I trust you.I even--admire you. I’m too old ever to leave Earth myself, but when schoolsfor emigrants are finally established, there’s Bentley. If someday, perhaps,Bentley and you, together. .

终于说出口的表白啊。

 

最后手挽着手出去太著名了不写了。虽然作为一个英语渣渣可能有很多理解错误…不过觉得作者描写的两人的对话方式真的好萌啊!!!

贝莱说话,除了推理的时候,一般都是灵活的短句和口语——就是那种意思你一看就懂但是在英语课本里很难找到正规释义的词句,语气词和口头禅到处乱飞,而丹尼尔说话一直都喜欢正式的句式,严谨、冗长、礼貌得体,一看就给人一种“机器感”,句句都是英语写作中的佳句,两相对比有的时候超级喜感。每次他说“……, if you prefer(如果你更喜欢这样的话).”我都觉得好有礼貌好乖啊!好想领回家啊啊啊(够了


好了我要去啃下一本了。


其实没有认真萌过锤基。虽然之前已经被剧透地无以复加,但最后那句“i'm here”真是整个人要融化在座椅里了。还是最后“我们要去哪里”还有那个画面真是差点要“to boldly go where no one have gone before”了———真是完美契合了小舰长他爸的身份。

Loki好像从法师变为了近战法师最后彻底变成战士了?从头到尾一点都不高贵冷艳非常想让人撸头毛。

然后观看的时候左右两边各是一对小姐姐,(我是孤家寡人👋),小姐姐们显然也是非常懂的那种了,我们惊呼的点几乎都一模一样,只不过她们是“好帅好帅”“好屌好屌”而我是“我要死了怎么可以这么甜…”想要小姐姐们的联系方式(够了